Every year, people tweet about 200 billion times, but only a privileged few get the honor of being retweeted 10,000 in virtually no time. Now remember when we all used to laugh till we dropped at hilarious jokes or funny sitcoms? Well, we don’t do that anymore. Not when we have laugh-out-loud funny tweets like these. They’re so good, even when the person’s just being sarcastic. Intentional or not, the humor from these tweets are pretty much off the wall. It goes without saying that if you’re having a bad day, these tweets will pick you right up with their hilarious and sometimes bizarre humor.
When this mom got fed up on Halloween she pursed her daughters instead of her lips.
Good one mom! We’re sure a lot of mothers wish they could teach their daughters that you don’t always get what you want in life, especially on Halloween. But don’t be shocked when she puts you in a home when she’s older. Ouch.
If there’s one thing this tweet proves is the prologues have gotten more colorful over the years.
Personally, we think the pic on the right is a lot easier to read and gets to the point. On the other hand, the Star Wars prologue on the left starts out interesting, but halfway through you get totally lost.
From left to right, we can totally relate how we look like when we’re on social media.
Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, and Linkedin. So, if The Breakfast Club was the epitome of websites, then this photo would definitely say a thousand words… or in this case, tweets!
You can almost imagine the tears threading down from those pant pockets.
Those pocket eyes are creepy, but remind us a bit of that snarky Clippy. That’s exactly how many of us look like when we buy a bunch of stuff that we later realize we don’t really need.